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Jeremiah Wright for President

You know, for all the flack this guy is taking, I haven't heard him say one thing I dont agree with -- when his comments are actually put INTO context.

Swimming Dragon

This is cool.

Ode to Allen Ginsberg

Blogger users "night vision" and "garden states" have been leaving comment spam on my blog about the Washlet, the Japanese toilet that has come to America. Some of it reads like some modern interweb version of a late night agonized yet lyrical Ginsberg rant in a smoky bar full of beatniks and bongos. Put on your black beret and read along with me:




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I kind of like it. Its cadence is the sound of capitalism exploding into a million little pieces all over my blog post. Air filter allergy, hair surgery transplant, lipitor rash. Peace.

Love Darts

Snail sex is so interesting. They are hermaphrodites and have the best of both worlds, so of course first they have to sort out who's going to be the boy and who's going to be the girl in any particular encounter. That's where the love dart comes in. Link

Note To Self(-ves)

Image courtesy Fenny Kuo.