Original Concept
Since the original concept (rationale?) behind this blog was to give me a public forum for ranting about random things that bother me so I dont have to stand behind Safeway and scream anymore, Im going back my roots today. So just why the eff would anyone put on so much cologne in the morning that when they walk by you, your first impression is that someone has just cut down a Christmas tree and put it in their pants? Why?!
4 Comments:
Welcome to The Bright Side. I'm your host, Ali.
1. The smell he's hiding might be far more offensive than the smell of the cologne.
2. He might be thinking "Since the original concept (rationale?) behind buying cologne was to make myself pungent so I don't have to molest my sister anymore, I'm going to pour this shit on me." (i'm a big fan of angry logic)
3. Evolution renders this issue moot in the long term, except for the occasional aberration. And a little bit of diversity is good for the gene pool.
my responses to your responses:
#1 - agreed.
#2 - ugh.
#3 - can you expand on this??? is this the same logic that drives you to blackmail your opponents for sexually abused sheep when playing settlers of cattan?
Expanding on 3: He can't get laid smelling like that. Therefore he can't make babies, preventing the spread of the gene that makes him smell like that. Society will therefore not diverge into cologne overdosers.
That theory holds water, except that the offender in the situation on Saturday was a gay guy! Totally not in the realm of reproduction. Guess he is the aberration.
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