Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Ode to Allen Ginsberg

Blogger users "night vision" and "garden states" have been leaving comment spam on my blog about the Washlet, the Japanese toilet that has come to America. Some of it reads like some modern interweb version of a late night agonized yet lyrical Ginsberg rant in a smoky bar full of beatniks and bongos. Put on your black beret and read along with me:




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we why
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I kind of like it. Its cadence is the sound of capitalism exploding into a million little pieces all over my blog post. Air filter allergy, hair surgery transplant, lipitor rash. Peace.

1 Comments:

Blogger Antibland said...

I feel like Ginsberg gains momentum as he writes. Or maybe it just takes me a few lines to catch up. Regardless, this is a great poem. I love how he captures the futility of measured phraseology and the embarrassment of unabashed commercialism. Also, I really like your blog.

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