Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Group Therapy: Me 'n Gene Simmons


My therapist is out of town this week so i'll put this out there to all ya'll; you've always been there when i've needed you in the past.

What does it mean when Gene Simmons comes to you in a dream and asks you to be Kiss' publicist on their next tour and you negotiate a salary of $150,000, climb on the tour bus and look down and realize that you are an African-American man in his late 30's wearing khaki slacks.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i tried to comment. you don't even have to guess who this is...

3:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well/ i'm no dream weaver, but i'll have a go.
#1 is Gene. Megalomaniac with an Emeril sized BAM of misogynist thrown in, just might equal your antithesis(or your mirror image?). Yet you're gong to do his PR; meaning you're here to ameliorate the wounds he could potentilaly be inflicting on others by following him around with a little broom and dustpan, getting rid of all the shit his talks, and thereby are championing his sense of entitlement to do whatever.
You do negotiate a good fee out of it, but then realize; it's not you. It's the "Black man in socks extension" of you.
It looks to me like you're growing lauren. you were faced with oppostion, you countered it, and used your conniving ways (we're not working on manipulation yet, that's chapter7..still acceptable)to throw an innocent man under the bus. I commend you. But, all of this is truly futile if you didn;t keep the money.

3:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well/ i'm no dream weaver, but i'll have a go.
#1 is Gene. Megalomaniac with an Emeril sized BAM of misogynist thrown in, just might equal your antithesis(or your mirror image?). Yet you're gong to do his PR; meaning you're here to ameliorate the wounds he could potentilaly be inflicting on others by following him around with a little broom and dustpan, getting rid of all the shit his talks, and thereby are championing his sense of entitlement to do whatever.
You do negotiate a good fee out of it, but then realize; it's not you. It's the "Black man in socks extension" of you.
It looks to me like you're growing lauren. you were faced with oppostion, you countered it, and used your conniving ways (we're not working on manipulation yet, that's chapter7..still acceptable)to throw an innocent man under the bus. I commend you. But, all of this is truly futile if you didn;t keep the money.

3:33 AM  
Blogger cyclona23 said...

i'll have to stew on that one...

12:11 PM  

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