Hencheperson Sought
(from http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/act/330832483.html)
Supervillan seeks reliable henchperson(s)
Reply to: arch_v1@yahoo.com
Date: 2007-05-14, 2:13PM PDT
Local Supervillan seeks Henchperson(s) for full time/on-call position. Hours vary with each diabolical plan. Duties include, but are not limited to, bodyguarding, casing of potential locales/hideouts, information gathering, ego stroking, and light housekeeping.
Candidates should be reliable, punctual, and evil. Knowledge of martial arts and Microsoft Word a plus. If you do not already have a catchy nick-name, one will be assigned to you.
Candidates should understand that in case of a showdown with police, vigilantes, or other such heroic figures, henchperson(s) will be left behind to cover my escape. Rest assured that you will be rescued from incarceration at a later date.
Feel free to send resume and photo of your costume (new recruits may be required to wear a uniform based on my theme).
This Supervillan is NOT an equal oppurtunity employer, on account of I'm so evil.
Supervillan seeks reliable henchperson(s)
Reply to: arch_v1@yahoo.com
Date: 2007-05-14, 2:13PM PDT
Local Supervillan seeks Henchperson(s) for full time/on-call position. Hours vary with each diabolical plan. Duties include, but are not limited to, bodyguarding, casing of potential locales/hideouts, information gathering, ego stroking, and light housekeeping.
Candidates should be reliable, punctual, and evil. Knowledge of martial arts and Microsoft Word a plus. If you do not already have a catchy nick-name, one will be assigned to you.
Candidates should understand that in case of a showdown with police, vigilantes, or other such heroic figures, henchperson(s) will be left behind to cover my escape. Rest assured that you will be rescued from incarceration at a later date.
Feel free to send resume and photo of your costume (new recruits may be required to wear a uniform based on my theme).
This Supervillan is NOT an equal oppurtunity employer, on account of I'm so evil.
posted by cyclona23 at 2:02 PM
2 Comments:
That is so weird because I was looking for an evil vilian! I WILL FAX MY RESUME ASAP! DO NOT GIVE THIS JOB TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU MEET ME!
i think i may not meet some of the qulifications all of the time; but I notcided split personsonality not listed as a dealbreaker. lus you'll get 1/2 of me fully 1/2 the time, and vice versa! Come on, let me join. I'll rub fikki's toes after a hard day of hiding under cars and spying n garages.
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